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Well y’all did it so here is my fat face! 🐷 I didn’t wanna show my full face cuz I was to nervous πŸ™ˆ lmao #dontjudgeme #moulinrouge #cover #firsttime

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Watching this movie makes me feel like doing something daring!!! If I get more then 40 likes I’ll post a singing video to one of these songs from the movie 😏 #imnervous #dontjudgeme

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s the truth! You wanna “chill” cuz I like steak, sushi & pasta….. I can chill with that lol #dateme #feedme #idontchill #ilikedinner #ilovefood

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When you can’t sleep….post a selfie! That’s what all the cool kids do right πŸ˜‚ πŸ’ #sleeplessnight #selfie #latepost #nightswim #draisnightclub #lasvegas #eyebrowsonflick #ducklipsapproved #teamlatingirls #hashtagobsessed

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timothydelaghetto:

Been sayin this for years, man. God and I have a personal relationship, but RELIGION is man made and corrupt.Β 

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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"

- Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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"We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished."

- Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

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asaladaday:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower ThoughtsΒ [gifs via]

TECHNICALLY, WE’RE ALL HALF CENTAUR. This is the best sentence ever spoken.

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  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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